Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Mahmy

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Anti Joke

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