- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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