Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Where's my baby??

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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