- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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