- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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