What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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