- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

you see theres this guy.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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