- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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