- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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