- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Roses are red, yup.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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