- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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