- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Women's rights.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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