- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

I'm Batman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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