- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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