Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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ejaculation JLR

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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