Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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