- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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