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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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