What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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