How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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