- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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