- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

speak now or forever hold your pee

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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