- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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