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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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why dont they make black forks

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

why dont they make black forks

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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