- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

womans having rights.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

If you were a cactus, why?

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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