- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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