- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

u know whats a crime? rape

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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