What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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So these two girls have a cup .

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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