- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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