Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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nolan is gay

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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