- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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