Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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