If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Fox News

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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