Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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