- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

The Big Band Theory

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Hail Hitler

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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