- Anti Joke

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's