Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

It says so on your cap.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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