What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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