Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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fhfhfjjil;tyjgfkileg ryj ftrgndfhuiltyjgn

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Anyone can post anything.

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I'm rick james bitch

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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