Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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