How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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A jew enters a mall.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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