- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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