What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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This is not a joke.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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