Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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read this sentence again.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Anti Joke

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