- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Mooses

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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