- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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