- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

God is real.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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