- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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