- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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