- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What's 9+10? 19

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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