How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

roses are red violets are blue they really are

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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