- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

knock knock!? . . No.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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