- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

David Cameron

WHAT THE BABIES?!

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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