- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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