- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

every knight i see an owl at window

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Sixty... eight

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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