- Anti Joke

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.