- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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