Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

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