- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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