- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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