caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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