Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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