What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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