- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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