Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

One, two, three, four and five

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

I wrote a funny joke.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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