What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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