What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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