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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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