- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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