- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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