What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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HEY!

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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