- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

i wonder who made this website? a human

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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