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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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