Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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