Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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