- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

A man goes to the potty.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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