justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Men

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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