Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

quantum physics?

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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