person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Equal rights!

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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