- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Praise Paisley

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

I just drank a cola.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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