- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What is the difference?

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

pobody's nerfect

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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