A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Kameron Brown is gay.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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