- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

i hate non minorities!

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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