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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

womens rights

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

homosexual rights to marriage

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Rebecca Black

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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