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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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