- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Anyone can post anything.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

read this sentence again.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

what is the world worst joke? this one

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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