- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Chicken

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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