- Anti Joke

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What's blue? The sky.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

You had better thumbs up this post.

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