- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

can you touch your toes? no

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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