Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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America

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No

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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