- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

A storm be brewin!

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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