- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Charlie Sheen is winning

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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