- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

[Insert anti-joke here]

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

how much fish could a chicken

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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