- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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