What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

The global news

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Lindsay Lohan

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

The Big Band Theory

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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