- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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