- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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