- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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