- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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