- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What do black people eat? Food.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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