- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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