Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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