- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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