Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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