- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Women's Rights Movement

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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