A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Chris is hairy

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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