- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

A car walks into a bar.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

My children are mistakes

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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