My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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