- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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