I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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