- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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