- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

pull my finger (farts)

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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