- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Do the roar!

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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