- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

rent a cops

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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