- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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