- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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