- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

noah is a scrub jungle

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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