How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

this website is a bad joke

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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