you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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