- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Knock knock Come in

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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