- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

mikey is cute

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??