- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Roses are flowers.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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