- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

a black man walks out of popeyes

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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