- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Your so gay, that you like men!

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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