- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Diarrhea

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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