- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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