- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

the sky is green no it is not

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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