Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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