What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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i hate non minorities!

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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