- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

girls basketball

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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