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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

So a horse walks into a barn.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A lot eh?

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

why are balck people black because they are

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

So a horse walks into a barn.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A lot eh?

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.