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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

i just wrote this so hard

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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