What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

knock knock!? . . No.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Take part of what?

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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