- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Once upon a time a was born

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Jordan is pregant

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

I put my baby in a microwave.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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