- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Jersey Shore.

I love alchohol!

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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