- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Womens rights

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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