why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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