Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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