- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Please ignore this statement.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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