What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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The New York Giants

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Your girlfriend.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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