whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Please ignore this statement.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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