Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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