- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

think twice or at least think

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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