How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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