Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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how much fish could a chicken

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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