- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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