- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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