Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Chuck Norris.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

women's rights

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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