A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Your Mom The End.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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XD Jackass.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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