Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Men's rights

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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