- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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