Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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