- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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