A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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