- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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