- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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