A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Please don't shoot me

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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