- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

A black man walks out of a police station

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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