In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What's just not right? Left

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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