- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Robin, get in the car, please.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Do the roar!

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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