- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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