On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What's one plus one? two.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Indians

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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