- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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