- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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