- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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