Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

My jeans

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

can you touch your toes? no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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