why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Okay.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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