- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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