Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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