- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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