- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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