- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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