Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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