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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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