Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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