Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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outside your comfort zone

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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