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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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