- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What is 33 + 1? Penis

1+2 = 6

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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