What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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how do you win a game try your best

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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