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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.