- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Nickelback

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What is 9+10? 19

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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