- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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