What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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You all have Aids

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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