- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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