- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Your mother just died.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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