How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

I have a really funny joke.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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