I just drank a cola.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

how do you win a game try your best

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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