Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Your life

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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