- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Neither did she.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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