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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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