- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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