- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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