- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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