Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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