What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Matthew Wyckoff

Anti Joke

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