- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Robin, get in the car!

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Kevin and Ramin

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Knock knock Fuck off!

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

So a bar walks into a man...

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Matthew Wyckoff

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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