One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Jebron Lames.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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