Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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