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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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