- Anti Joke

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Tony Romo

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.