Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What fires shots? A gun

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

your a vagina says you, your a booby

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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