- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

I am quite mature.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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