Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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