- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

What happened to the twins? 9/11

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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