- Anti Joke

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.