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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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