- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

I am a mime

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

black chicken. kfc

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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