Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Burp

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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