What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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