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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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