- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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