- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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