- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

I love pissing people off :P

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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