What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

A American seeking into mexico

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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