- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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