- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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