- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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