- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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