- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Sir, your wife is dead

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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