A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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american idol

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