- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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