Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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