- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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