- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

An Asian person drove home safely.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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