Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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