whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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