- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Everybody will die

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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