- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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