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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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