- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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woman's rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Heskey time.

Knock knock... Home invasion

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

will you like this joke my sources say no

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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