Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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